riri-neko:

日ノ出町 back alley by kasa51 on Flickr.

riri-neko:

日ノ出町 back alley by kasa51 on Flickr.

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

(Source: z-kitsch)

virvoitus:

ghost in the shell, 1995

Umm…I don’t even…….

I think I just got creeped on in Rite Aid…it was…weird…

I went to dinner at my parents’ house tonight because my dudeguy is away visiting his family this week and my parents think it’s too lonely to eat dinner by myself? Wtf? It is free food…so I didn’t say no, lulz. And I got to eat Key lime pie and watch the evening news with my dad, which was nice because I love my dad. And I love Key lime pie.

AnYwAy….it started to downpour and thunder like a mofo and I was worried about my cats because they are scared of thunder and I needed to do some errands. On the way back to my apartment I stopped to fill up my tank and then went across the street to Rite Aid to buy some shit (heavy duty SPF for my face because I’m suddenly paranoid about showing signs of aging since I have extremely fair skin and some cat treats and a laser pointer so I can have a wild and crazy night with my cats)

I was in the skin care aisle when this dude walked in and stared at me so hard I got a funny feeling, like when you know someone is looking at you. I looked over at him and he locked eyes with me and basically stared into my soul. It was weird and intense. I was like whoa…what….He looked like emilynoel83’s (she is a YouTube beauty guru….lulz) husband Tyler. This guy was even dressed like him, wearing casual work clothes. He disappeared for a second and I thought, that was weird.

About a minute later he was staring at me through the little divider thingies from the next aisle. Then he walked around and walked into the aisle I was in and started browsing next to me while sneaking glances at me.

At that point I was 100% weirded out and speed walked to the registers to pay for my stuff and GTFO.

Wtf? I looked like garbage…I was wearing torn up AE denim shorts, a way too big dark blue v-neck tshirt with a combination of dog and cat hair matted into it, rain soaked Toms, a limp pony tail also wet from the rain, and no makeup except for mascara smudges under my eyes from rubbing my face earlier and the rest had worn off…

LOL it was just so weird, I can’t get over it……..

This is like a story on /r/letsnotmeet where there is way too much detail and nothing actually happens.


14.05.16
proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg

proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

me as a parent

(Source: trolltina)