My boss just came in and put this on my desk and left

the fuck?

It’s official

My mom said I have to completely clean out my childhood bedroom so she can turn it into another guest room. 

I don’t mind because I haven’t fully lived with my parents for…like five years now…but it will be kind of sad. 

I’m definitely keeping my diaries, written in almost daily between the ages of 10 and 18. Because they are high-larious.

LOL I feel bad (not really) but these are the pictures I used in the email chain with my dudeguy while complaining about work today.

Lqtm at my desk…for the past 20 minutes…


"so what hair cut do you want today sir?""hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"


"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

(Source: imposetonanonymat)


Yesterday at work was particularly rough for so many reasons…mostly because most of our essential circ equipment wasn’t working and I had to help extremely tech illiterate people use computers.

Also there is a large (like over 6’ and like 250 lbs) mentally challenged guy that’s been coming in with a group home and he makes me really uncomfortable for various reasons…yesterday he tried to show me porn and tried to get me to go into the men’s bathroom with him because he said there was some issue with the stall door. Uhhh no.

LOL anyway just checked my personal email…I had emailed my dudeguy with a massive rant about work and this was his reply: 

If you say PEBCAK three times in a mirror you summon “GRAGBOK THE MALEFICENT, EVISCERATOR OF BRAINS””




the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

A new breed of cat that looks like a werewolf and behaves like a dog has been discovered.





It’s called the ‘Lykoi’.  Due to a genetic mutation in a domestic shorthair cat, the Lykoi has no hair around its eyes, nose, ears and muzzle, giving it a werewolfish appearance.

How I feel being a part of the working world


pug animated GIF

(Source: browsofquinto)


It’s only Wednesday?!